“They learn about black holes in school today.”
it’s 9:43am and i’ve had like 2 hours of sleep but i want to write SOMETHING so blah here let’s have this bit of shortness
since everyone’s so fixated on john and dave dying (again) together i thought i’d take a slightly different approach idk
alternate universe shenans
rolls away
oh hey look they entered
wow is that cherub dangling from a tree
cool
we now return to regularly scheduled blogging
FORCIBLY YANKS SELF AWAY FROM TUMBLR TO AVOID MORE OBNOXIOUS UPDATE POSTING
I’M SORRY GUYS
I AM GOING TO GO COOL MY JETS AND MAYBE ROLL AROUND ON MY FLOOR AND THEN I’LL BE BACK
dirk cut off his own fucking head for strategic purposes
he planned everything out so damn well and looked like a fucking BADASS
HE DOESNT ASK QUESTIONS OR SECOND GUESS HIMSELF
HE JUST DOES IT
calm down
you wouldn’t want to
lose your heads