science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
(Source: ethangelion)

Educate thyself…or at least, know enough to fake it ‘till you make it.
Remember, if you’re unsure the best bet with cutlery is to start on the outside and work your way in. They tend to be organised in regards to the courses.
And finally, learn the cutlery code. The inverted V position of the silverware means you’re just taking a break and have not yet finished the meal. Placing the utensils on the right side of the plate signals that you are done and the waitstaff can remove it. Your host/waiter will serve you from your left but will remove the food and dishes from your right.

NOW ALPHONSE IS CLEARLY THE MORE SKILLED ALCHEMIST HERE
DID HE NEED TO USE ALCHEMY TO SAVE HIS BROTHER’S SOUL
DID HE NEED TO SACRIFICE ANYTHING
NOPE HE JUST GRABBED THAT SHIT AND STUFFED IT RIGHT BACK IN EDWARD’S BODYNOW REALLY I BET EVEN TRUTH WAS SHOCKED AT THAT
(Source: fma-brotherhood)
imagine kissing someone ur in love with
gently ruffling their hair with ur fingers
the feeling of their lips softly touching against urs
their arms around u, holding u close
when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
(Source: lestrahde)